Sunday, July 17, 2011

Life isn't always good.

I'm a squib. Get that in your head, and don't ever bring it up. Its a touchy subject, and you might end up with bruised shins. No, my parents aren't magical, but that doesn't stop me from being a squib. I can be what i want. Plus, i am currently enrolled in Squaogwarts. Not to be mistaken for Hogwarts, the school for witchcraft and wizardry. But the school for squibcraft, and squizardry. There's quite a difference.
I can brew a pretty mean potion. I am well known at the school for being able to make any potion, at any time. I even make potions in my sleep. Don't ask me how, because my answer will simply be, I'm skilled. I can also talk to fish. Its called lesraptongue. I am the only person in all of the school that can do it.

-Sir Jared.

1 comment:

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